"I Hate Ember"
By Rosie the Dragon
( Yes, SHE wrote this )
Rated K+
Ember may be pretty and cute.
But if I look at her, I just might puke.
And she might dazzel you with her blue shiny eyes.
But as for me, I hope she di.. I MEAN CRIES!
And here is one thing, Ember.
Just to let you know.
Spyro DOES NOT LIKE YOU!
Whenever he sees you,
All he can think is "Oh no...!"
And for all those people,
Who think she is so nice.
She once filled my pillow...
With hundrens of mice!
Oh, and sure we do fight!
And pull each other's hair.
You would think I should feel sorry...
But REALLY?!
I don't care...
And I'll make Jenny,
Make horrible pics.
Of Ember the Dragon
Getting ticks!
Yes, I hate Ember.
Guess why I do!
No! It's not because I'm jealous!
How RUDE of you!
Okay...
So MAYBE it's true...
But you try to sit there!
Playing "Spyro" the game.
Seeing EMBER on the screen,
When you know YOU should have the fame...
And I know you want me to be nicer to Ember.
Maybe say "I care about you!" when she's crying.
But I'd be lying...


"Cookies"
By Rosie the Dragon
Rated K
I love cookies!
All sugery and sweet!
Cookies are the only food I would eat.
I eat one cookie.
Magic makes me eat spinach.
It's icky... and GREEN!
It's the most disgusting food I EVER seen!
I eat one more cookie.
Yes, it's a habit...
And yes, it's a curse.
But having no cookies is definatly WORSE!
I eat another cookie.
You want a cookie?
NO WAY! THEY ARE MINE!
And they all buy me cookies when I whine.
I have no more cookies...